Wednesday, February 08, 2006

I've said some things. Here's some samples.

Steven: Luna, you’re so adorable. Can I eat you up?
Luna: You can eat half of me.

Steven: Who do you think you are telling me what to do?
Luna: Woman.

Luna (to dogs): You can’t be in the kitchen!
Shana: What do you mean?
Luna: It's a new rule.
Shana: Who says?
Luna: OSHA guidelines.

Luna: I have a story to tell you. There was a man named Dewey with a daughter named Juice. That is a funny story.

Luna: Why’d you do that?
Steven: I made a mistake.
Luna: Why’d you make a mistake?
Steven: People make mistakes.
Luna: People don’t make mistakes. They make jokes.

Luna (to Steven): Silly old man.
Steven: You're a silly old man.
Luna: Nawww, I don't have a penis.

Shana was wearing a shirt with the names of great women on it. When Luna asked about it, Shana told her what it was. Luna replied, "Does that say Shana?"

Luna (as Shana changes her diaper): What is that smell?
Shana: It's your butt stinking up the whole world.
Luna: Will everyone be upset?
Shana: Why?
Luna: 'Cause I am stinking up the whole world.

Luna (while looking for a Cookie Monster on the computer with Steven): I don’t like that Cookie Monster. It’s not fashionable.

Shana (to Luna): You can't have a cookie until you take your medicine.
Luna: Why are you saying that?
Shana: I'm bribing you to get you to take your medicine.
Luna: What if I start crying and I don’t stop until I get a cookie?

Luna’s first poem:
I got my knee hurt
I fell down
I cut my knee and I need some medicine and I need some boobie
I cut my knee and I need some boobie and I fell down and I need some medicine. That is my story.

1 comment:

hen said...

Funny samples. Those are weird.